Ek sardar Kele ke chilke se fisal kar gir gya
ab teesre chilke ko dekh kr k bola...??
Shit ab phir se girna padega
Bacha Ghar Se Maar Kha kr,
Gusse Me School Ja Raha Tha
Ek admi Ne Pucha
Beta Padhte Ho?
Bacha: Nhi School Ki Dress Pehen K
Tere Baap K Barat Mai Ja Raha Hu.
SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.
Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,
Dost: Garam pani Q?
Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain.
Waiter gives bill to Sardar
Sardar: "Take my card."
Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card."
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