funny jokes sms on Bhartiya rajniti / politics

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bhartiya rajniti funny politics jokes sms - apki baar modi sarkar

Ek Aadmi ne Fish pakdi
ghar aaya to dekha
Na Gas
Na Aata
Na Bijli
Na Oil
admi vapas Fish ko nadi me fek aaya.
Fish chillai Congress PARTI zindabad zindabad..!



Third person, Manmohan Singh immediately calls up Sonia Gandhi and says, "I've good news and BETTER news. The good news is that God thinks I'm one of the three most influential people in the world. The better news is that we do not have to worry about how to stop Modi or Kejriwal from becoming PM."



Obama : Tujhe swiming aati hai.
Lalu: Na
Obama: Tere se to kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai.
Lalu: Tumko aata hai
Obama: Yes
Lalu: Sasura fir tohre mein aur Kutta mein farak ka hai



*Today’s Truth*

Apne INDIA ka kuch nahi ho sakta..

Yaaro

Kyun ki yaha..

Budhhe DESH chala rahe hai..
aur
Jawan Facebook!!



Dear Deepika..
U went to Yuvraj, his form dropped.
U went to Mallyas, their airline stopped.
Plz join Congress.. & Save India.



Now Rekha also has been nominated to Rajya Sabha
Means it makes a full Nirma detergent
team :
Hema, Rekha, Jaya aur Sushma.
Sabki pasand nirma. :D



Ram ne Ravan ko maara (R=R)
Krishna ne Kansa ko (K=K)
Godse ne Gandhi ko (G=G)
Obama ne Osama ko (O=O)
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Corruption maarega Congress ko (C= C) :D




Teacher: Ye koun sa TENSE hai?
India mein Corruption khatam ho Jayega..!!
Student: Future IMPOSSIBLE Tense..!!



This message is for adults only..
Plz read only if you are above 18…
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Elections are coming
Plz VOTE…!!



Lalu to Rabri:
Agar tum batao ki iss bag ke andar kya hai,
toh sare eggs tumare, agar tum batao kitne eggs toh 8 ke 8 tumare,
aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hai toh woh murgi bhi tumari.
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Rabri: Lalu Ji, koi hint toh do na plz?



Do u know that in
1982 in Singapore Janlok pal bill
was passed and 142 politician’s were arrested

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Tabhi to Congress ki fatt rahi hai!!




Sonia ji 1 school visit karne gayi 1 class mein a kar boli bachcho koi sawal puchna hai to pucho.

Pappu bola mere 3 sawal hai:
1) Aap khud prime minister Q nahi bani
2) Ramleela maidan me police kisne bheji
3) Apka kitna paisa Swiss bank mein hai.

Isse pehle ki Sonia ji jawab deti half time ke bell ho gayi.

After half time

Bablu khadha hokar bola Mam mere 5 sawal hai..
3 to Pappu wale hai

4) Half time ki bell 20min phle kaise baji?
aur akhiri sawal?
Q5) Pappu kaha hai?





1 gaon me Rahul Gandhi ko 1 bache ne kaha:
Sirji 14 mahino se yaha school me teacher nahi he.
Rahul- To school kaise chal raha he?
Bacha- Jaise desh chal raha hai!



Mayawati was talking about Family-
Planing & Birth control in Parliament.
Lalu got Angry & said:
Hey babe When U can’t Play the Game,
Don’t make Rules fro Champions!



Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.




Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished
by being governed by those who are dumber.



Santa Newspaper padh raha tha.
Banta: Koi Nayi khabar hai kya?
Santa: Ye kya U.P. ko 4 hisso mein kar diya jayega.
Banta: Jis Ghar mein Aurat ki chlti hai yahi hota hai.