funny jokes sms on Bhartiya rajniti / politics

Here we have posted  rajniti funny jokes (modi , kejriwaal , soniya , manmohan).You can use these politics jokes sms as your facebook status for more likes :D or send these rajneeti politics 2014 sms through mobile, whatspp..Here we have collected latest collection of bhartiya rajniti politics funny jokes and A set of politics sms list is given below

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Images and Photos of Bollywood stars  at 59th Idea Filmfare awards. 59th idea filmfare award Bollywood actor and actress images and photos. Deepika padukone at 59th idea , priyanka chopra at 59th idea , Eli Avram at 59th idea , rakul preet singh at 59th idea , prachi desai at 59th idea , soha ali khan at 59th idea , pallavi sharda at 59th idea filmfare awards.

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Bollywood Best Famous Evergreen 30 dialogues

Our Bollywood Cinema is popularly known for its best dialogues form classic and new movies. Here we have sum up the most iconic and evergreen dialogues of Bollywood Old classic movies ; Deewar , sholay , Shahensah , mother india and more..Amitabh bachchan famous signature line "Rishte ma hum tumahre baap lagte hain naam hain sahenshah". View all famous Bollywood hit lines said by Bollywood actors.

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2 States (2014) Movie All Mp3 Songs Download.

2 States (2014) Movie All Mp3 Songs Download. The Movie directed by  Abhishek Varman . All Music tracks of 2 States (2014) Movie given by Shankar-Ehsaan-Loy . All Audio songs from Movie 2 States (2014) are uploaded below in MP3 Format you can download it through given below link.

Bhoothnath Returns(2014) Movie All MP3 Songs Download

Bhoothnath Returns(2014) Movie All Songs Free Download In MP3 Good Quality Format. Amitabh Bachchan Starrer Movie Bhoothnath Returns(2014) All Mp3 Songs in 128 Kb/ps Format Download.Party To Banti Hai Mp3 Download ,  Har Har Gange Mp3 Download ,  Party With Bhoothnath - Yo Yo Honey Singh Mp3 Download , Sahib Mp3 Download , Dharavi Rap  Mp3 Download . Bhoothnath Returns(2014) All Songs In Zip Format Download.

SSC CHSL LDC and DEO Exam Result 2013

Staff Selection Commission has declared one of the most awaited result of year 2013 " SSC CHSL LDC / DEO Exam Result " on 14th March 2014. Aspirants who had appeared for LDC / DEO 10+2 Exam 2013 has been waiting for their exam results from last 4 - 5 months. Appeared candidates for SSC CHSL 2013 Examination can now view their LDC/ DEO 10+2 exam result on ssc official website.

Uttarakhand Samug G 2014 Examination Admit Card / hall Ticket

UBTER has notified Recruitment for Filling up 2367 Group C posts for the year 2014. Large Number of Candidates From Uttarakhand Region  have applied for  UBTER Group C Recruitment Examination 2014. This year (2014) Uttarakhand Board of Technical Education Roorkee will be conducting an Combined Recruitment exam for Recruitment of 2367 Various "Group C" Posts.

Ragni MMS 2 Full Movie Download Link In 3GP & Mp4 Format

Ragni MMS 2 Movie will be available for download in 3GP and Mp4 Format after its release on 21st march 2014.As the 3GP and MP4 print of ragni MMS 2 Movie will available we will upload the movie files here .

Party with bhoothnath Mp3 and Video Download

Yo!Yo! Honey Singh  new song " Party with the bhoothnath " starring Amitabh Bachchan is now available on youtube . Honey Singh has sung this song for Amitabh Bachchan Upcoming Movie "Bhoothnath Returns" , a sequel to 2008 Film bhoothnath. The Famous Punjabi & Bollywood Singer  Yo! Yo! already given many hit songs last year(2013)  which includes 2013 Blue Eyes honey Singh Album ,  Party All Night from Boss Movie , Lungi Dance from Chennai Express and recent released song Char Bottle Vodka from Ragni MMs 2 Movie . Honey Singh is now become demand of every bollywood Actor . He sang songs for Akshay kumar , Sharukh Khan , Saif Ali Khan and now finally completed  " Party with the bhoothnath " video song shoot with  Bolywood Megastar Amitabh Bachchan. The Full Video Song  " Party with the bhoothnath " is now available on youtube. On this web page we have uploaded "party with bhoothnath" full Hd video you can watch it through below video player.

Foster the people Song Never Mind Lyrics Download

Here is the lyrics for Foster the people  Song "Never Mind".Foster the People is an American indie pop band formed in Los Angeles, California in 2009. 

 Foster the People : NeverMind Song Lyrics :

 

Well let's take off from the start
I know you've tried all this before
And did your best to fight the war
And break it off
But if I follow my name
I will calm you in the storm
And breathe you in when you are worn
Be still my love
Would it take a shooting star?
To show you life can bloom when somethings breaks
And when the pieces fall I'll catch them all

Never mind what you're looking for
You'll always find what you're looking for
Sometimes it's blinding in the race
But I'll be here smiling when I see your face

Never mind what you're looking for
You are gonna find what you're looking for
Sometimes it's blinding in the race
But I'll be here smiling when I see your face

Yeah it's hard to know the truth
In this post-modernist view
Where absolutes are seen as relics
And laughed out of the room
And I'm scared to say your name
I've cried wolf so many times
Cause I'm afraid of what you'd want from me
Will you find me through the grey?
Cause my mind's a minefield of the wretched
It's honestly deceptive piece

Never mind what you're looking for
You'll always find what you're looking for
Sometimes it's blinding in the race
But I'll be here smiling when I see your face

Never mind what you're looking for
You are gonna find what you're looking for
Sometimes it's blinding in the race
But I'll be here smiling when I see your face

So clap your hands and sing
Never mind what you're looking for
You'll always find what youre looking for

Never mind what you're looking for
You'll always find what youre looking for

Foster the People Coming Of Age Song Lyrics Download

Foster the People : "Coming Of Age Song Lyrics "

Well, I see you standing there like a rabid dog

And you got those crying eyes

Makes me wanna surrender and wrap you in my arms

You know I try to live without regrets

I'm always moving forward and not looking back

But I tend to leave a trail of debt while I'm moving ahead

And so I'm stepping away

(Ahhhh...)

'Cause I got nothing to say

Feels like, feels like it's coming

It feels like, feels like I'm coming of age

Feels like, feels like it's coming

It feels like, feels like I'm coming of age

And when my fear pulls me out to sea

And the stars are hidden by my pride and my enemies

I seem to hurt the people that care the most

Just like an animal I protect my pride

When I'm too bruised to fight

And even when I'm wrong I tend to think I'm right

Well I'm bored at game

And too tired to rage

Feels like, feels like it's coming

It feels like, feels like I'm of coming of age

Feels like, feels like it's coming

It feels like, feels like I'm of coming of age

Feels like, feels like it's coming

It feels like, feels like I'm of coming of age

Feels like, feels like it's coming

It feels like, feels like I'm of coming of age

[Piano]

Feels like, feels like I'm of coming of age

Feels like, feels like it's coming

It feels like, feels like I'm of coming of age

Feels like, feels like it's coming

It feels like, feels like I'm of coming of age

Feels like, feels like it's coming

It feels like, feels like I'm of coming of age

Foster the People Ask Yourself Song Lyrics

Foster the People : "Ask Yourself Song Lyrics "

Well I've tried to live like the way that you wanted me to.

Never needed the proof, just followed the rules.

I pick up all the pieces and I move my feet as fast as I can.

I'm always falling behind, just float in the lines.

You want more and ambition's taken its toll on you.

Well hey your confidence is fading with your youth.

And you say that dreamers always get what they desire.

Well I've found, the more I want the less I've got.

Is this the life you've been waiting for?

Or are you hoping that you'll be where you want with a little more?

You're coughing blood again.

I know because I clean up the mess every now and then.

Fold the line along the seam.

Force a smile and never say what you mean.

You're in the promised land in someone else's dream.

If you want more and you'll get there.

Throw a quarter in the well.

It's okay, you're fine, ambition's not a crime.

And you say that dreamers always get what they desire.

Well I've found, that the more I want the less I've got.

Is this the life you've been waiting for.

Or are you hoping that you'll be where you want with a little more?

Well ask yourself.

Is this the life you've been waiting for, well ask yourself.

Is this the life you've been waiting for, well ask yourself.

Is this the life you've been waiting for, you hoping that you'll be where you want with a little more. Well ask yourself.

Is this the life you've been waiting for, you hoping that you'll be where you want with a little more. Well ask yourself.

Lyrics For Song Are You What You Want To Be - Foster The People

Are You What You Want To Be Lyrics 

[Verse 1:]

I woke up on Champs-Élysées to the Djembe of Ghana

A fine lady from Belize said "You got the spirit of a Fela"

A young one dripping make-up put her hands out to holla

And I gave her what I got but couldn't handle her broken heart

The right words in the hands of dissidents with the fire

Will rip apart the marrow from the bone of the liars

Well I'm afraid of saying too much and ending a martyr

But even more so I'm afraid to face god and say I was a coward, yeah

[Chorus:]

Will all these things I wait for revelation

These things make me want to duck for cover

With all these things I wait for revolution

These things ask the biggest question to me

And it's are you what you want to be

So are you what you want to be?

[Verse 2:]

The war machines will put out both its hands for a dollar

It's drinking at the table with the chrome hand guerrillas

The young ones dripping make-up lift her leg up to holla

Well, I told her what she's got should be protected in the arms of love

The right things in the hands of dissidents with the fire

Will rip apart the marrow from the bone of the liars

Well I'm afraid of saying too much and ending a martyr

But even more so I'm afraid to face god and say I was a coward

[Chorus]

[Outro:]

Are you what you want to be

So are you what you want to be? [x3]

Char Bottle Vodka Mp3 File 128 kb/ps bitrate

Char Bottle Vodka Song sung By Famous Punjabi Rapper  Yo!Yo!Honey Singh  Song Featuring Sunny Leone . This song by yo yo honey singh got million of hits on youtube.

Here we have uploaded Mp3 File of Char Bottle Vodka Song from Movie Ragni MMS 2 which is going to release on 21st march 2014. Through Below web link you can download mp3 file of  Char Bottle Vodka  in 128 kb/ps bitrate.

Downloa Char Bottle Vodka Mp3 File In 128 kb/ps bitrate

Whatsapp Machhli Jal ki Rani hai New Version

Every One heard Famous Line : Machhli Jal ki Rani hai , we have bring new version of it , which is :


Patni ghar ki rani hai

Karti apni manmani hai

Kaam batao to chid jayegi

Shopping karao to khil jaayegi :-D

Manmohan Singh Jokes : Parlok mein Rajiv Gandhi ko achanak hansi aa gayi..

Parlok mein Rajiv Gandhi ko achanak hansi aa gayi..

Indira Gandhi ne puchha : kya hua?

Rajiv : Sonia se shaadi maine ki, par bhugat Manmohan Singh raha hai.! :-D  :-P

Dad and Son Funny Whatsapp Jokes ; Bete Baap Ki Dosti

Bete-Baap Ki Dosti – New Generation:

A 5 year old son was crying.

Dad came & asked : Why are you crying? Tell me, I’m your friend naa..

Son : Kuchh nahin yaar..

Zara sa Horlicks kya nahi piya, teri ITEM bhadak gayi!!

Sharabi to Pujari : Kaun bada , jo Puri bottle peekar bhi seedha khada

Ek Sharabi, Poora tunn ho kar ghar jaa raha tha,

Raste mein Mandir ke bahar Pujari dikha!

Sharabi ne pujari se poocha, Sabse bada kaun?

Pujari ne peecha chudane ke liye kaha ‘Yeh Mandir Bada’

Funny SmS for Whatsapp updated 28 feb 2014

Chand ko guroor h ki uske paas noor h,
To kya?
Mujhe bhi gurur hai
Mere paas s.m.s
padhne wale
;????;
( @..@ )
"(---)"
LANGOOR H.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
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Ishq me ye anjaam paya hai,
haat piar taoote muh se khoon aya hai,
hospital pahucha to nurse ne farmaya,
baharo PHOOL BARSAO kisi ka mehboob aaya hai…. :D

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Ek baat meri samajh mein bilkul nahi aati hai,

Tumhari chhapalon ki design har roz badli hui nazar aati hai,

Sabhi sandal apne aap mein attractive hain,

Kya tumhare boyfriend kisi joote ki company ke representative hain

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Neend aati hai to khaab aata hai,

khaab mein ak ladki aati hai,

ladki ke piche uska baap aata hai,

phir na need Aati hai na khaab aata hai

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Hindi & English Festival Holi SmS 2014

Aaj Mubarak,
Kal Mubarak,
Holi Ka har Pal Mubarak,
Rang Birangi Holi me,
Mera Bhi Ek Rang Mubarak -
Wishing you a very colourful Happy Holi..............hindi holi sms

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Hum Aap k dil me rahte hain,
Isliye Aap ki khabar rakhate hain.
Koi Humse pahle Wish na kar de Aapko,
Isliye 4 din pahle hi " HAPPY HOLI " kahte hain

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Rango tum, rangu mein, Rangde sara ye jahaan, Bass hassen aur gale lagen,
Aur bhulen dhusmani ka nishaan ! Holi Mubarak Ho !
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Jeewan k har rang dosto se hai Koi Laal,
Koi Neela Koi Hara,Koi Peela
Par jab bhi aapko dekhte hai dil bus yehi puchta hai.
YEH NAYA rang konsa hai. Happy Holi

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Rango tum, rangu mein,
Rangde sara ye jahaan,
Bass hassen aur gale lagen,
Aur bhulen dhusmani ka nishaan !
Holi Mubarak Ho !

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Holi ki aisi saam, liya prabhu ka naam,
Mhare piya ne pila dayi mohe bhaang
Mhare ko ab koun bachay haye…
Mhare piya holi khelan aye,holi khelan aye!!
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Dil mai utha tufan bheja hai,
aapse na mil pane ka malal bheja hai
waqt mile to thoda sa yaad karna
aapke dost ne holi ka ram ram bheja hai..............latest holi sms
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Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
Sitaro ne aasman se salaam bheja hai,
Mubaraq ho aapko holi ka tyohar,
Humne dil se yeh paigam bheja hai

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Today we are miles apart,
But I wanna reach across the miles,
And say that i’m thinking of you in a very special way..
“HAPPY HOLI”
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OHOHH R U Fearing wd HOLI My dear
jst close ur eyes Fill a bucket wd water and colours and take a holi dip.
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Knock! Knock! Its me wd a splash of colors 2 wis u & ur family a Holi filled wd amazin fun n celbrations. Happy Holi.
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Holi tyohar hai rango ka,
Apne man me basi rangin umango ka,
Yaro dosto aur parivar ke sango ka,
Rakhe sada barkarar pyaar mita ke mahol jango ka,
Wish you very very…
“HAPPY HOLI” ..........~°~ Holi Sms Messages ~°~

Santa Banta Whatsapp Jokes 2014

santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi
banta :- saale mai tere kapde phaad k tujhe naanga kar doonga
santa : - dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat kar


SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai,
Lala : ha,
santa : acha vala hai,
Lala : ha,
Santa :  achi quality ka hai,
Lala : ha bhai ha,
Santa : 
 thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..