Thursday, 27 February 2014

Funny SmS for Whatsapp updated 28 feb 2014

Chand ko guroor h ki uske paas noor h,
To kya?
Mujhe bhi gurur hai
Mere paas s.m.s
padhne wale
;????;
( @..@ )
"(---)"
LANGOOR H.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
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Ishq me ye anjaam paya hai,
haat piar taoote muh se khoon aya hai,
hospital pahucha to nurse ne farmaya,
baharo PHOOL BARSAO kisi ka mehboob aaya hai…. :D

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Ek baat meri samajh mein bilkul nahi aati hai,
Tumhari chhapalon ki design har roz badli hui nazar aati hai,
Sabhi sandal apne aap mein attractive hain,
Kya tumhare boyfriend kisi joote ki company ke representative hain

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Neend aati hai to khaab aata hai,
khaab mein ak ladki aati hai,
ladki ke piche uska baap aata hai,
phir na need Aati hai na khaab aata hai


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