Funny SmS for Whatsapp updated 28 feb 2014

Chand ko guroor h ki uske paas noor h,
To kya?
Mujhe bhi gurur hai
Mere paas s.m.s
padhne wale
;????;
( @..@ )
"(---)"
LANGOOR H.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
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Ishq me ye anjaam paya hai,
haat piar taoote muh se khoon aya hai,
hospital pahucha to nurse ne farmaya,
baharo PHOOL BARSAO kisi ka mehboob aaya hai…. :D

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Ek baat meri samajh mein bilkul nahi aati hai,

Tumhari chhapalon ki design har roz badli hui nazar aati hai,

Sabhi sandal apne aap mein attractive hain,

Kya tumhare boyfriend kisi joote ki company ke representative hain

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Neend aati hai to khaab aata hai,

khaab mein ak ladki aati hai,

ladki ke piche uska baap aata hai,

phir na need Aati hai na khaab aata hai

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Hindi & English Festival Holi SmS 2014

Aaj Mubarak,
Kal Mubarak,
Holi Ka har Pal Mubarak,
Rang Birangi Holi me,
Mera Bhi Ek Rang Mubarak -
Wishing you a very colourful Happy Holi..............hindi holi sms

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Hum Aap k dil me rahte hain,
Isliye Aap ki khabar rakhate hain.
Koi Humse pahle Wish na kar de Aapko,
Isliye 4 din pahle hi " HAPPY HOLI " kahte hain

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Rango tum, rangu mein, Rangde sara ye jahaan, Bass hassen aur gale lagen,
Aur bhulen dhusmani ka nishaan ! Holi Mubarak Ho !
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Jeewan k har rang dosto se hai Koi Laal,
Koi Neela Koi Hara,Koi Peela
Par jab bhi aapko dekhte hai dil bus yehi puchta hai.
YEH NAYA rang konsa hai. Happy Holi

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Rango tum, rangu mein,
Rangde sara ye jahaan,
Bass hassen aur gale lagen,
Aur bhulen dhusmani ka nishaan !
Holi Mubarak Ho !

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Holi ki aisi saam, liya prabhu ka naam,
Mhare piya ne pila dayi mohe bhaang
Mhare ko ab koun bachay haye…
Mhare piya holi khelan aye,holi khelan aye!!
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Dil mai utha tufan bheja hai,
aapse na mil pane ka malal bheja hai
waqt mile to thoda sa yaad karna
aapke dost ne holi ka ram ram bheja hai..............latest holi sms
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Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
Sitaro ne aasman se salaam bheja hai,
Mubaraq ho aapko holi ka tyohar,
Humne dil se yeh paigam bheja hai

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Today we are miles apart,
But I wanna reach across the miles,
And say that i’m thinking of you in a very special way..
“HAPPY HOLI”
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OHOHH R U Fearing wd HOLI My dear
jst close ur eyes Fill a bucket wd water and colours and take a holi dip.
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Knock! Knock! Its me wd a splash of colors 2 wis u & ur family a Holi filled wd amazin fun n celbrations. Happy Holi.
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Holi tyohar hai rango ka,
Apne man me basi rangin umango ka,
Yaro dosto aur parivar ke sango ka,
Rakhe sada barkarar pyaar mita ke mahol jango ka,
Wish you very very…
“HAPPY HOLI” ..........~°~ Holi Sms Messages ~°~

Santa Banta Whatsapp Jokes 2014

santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi
banta :- saale mai tere kapde phaad k tujhe naanga kar doonga
santa : - dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat kar


SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai,
Lala : ha,
santa : acha vala hai,
Lala : ha,
Santa :  achi quality ka hai,
Lala : ha bhai ha,
Santa : 
 thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..